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Drunk Werewolves Ate My Crazy T-Shirt

When you’re harvesting diamond babies from the red rivers, you don’t need a bunch of people wondering what you’re up to. Wearing a crazy t-shirt may keep folks from bothering you, so it might be a good idea to grab one and tie it around your unicorn-bashing arm as a warning flag. If people do happen to get within your personal germ-bubble, then you can just eat their brain.